Exit 273: Too fast, fuck you, dead. Too slow, fuck you, dead. Just right, here are some random whoops, fuck you, dead. Make the whoops, too fast, fuck you, dead. Too slow, fuck you, dead.
I could go on and on. I’m usually a bit more diplomatic about the tracks (except for when pulling Joe’s leg a bit), but this one takes the cake. It truly is the worst I’ve ever played. And I’ve played them all.
I actually have to say, after about 500 runs and a decent time… That I still think it’s it’s the worst track ever.
Can’t run the #1 fast line? Why don’t you just pick the second fastest line? BECAUSE THAT AND LINES 3,4,5 and 6 are just as hard!!!
In the end it’s all just a big crap shoot.
Yeah I’ve played it in app. It’s tough, but that’s what a lot of players like. We have noticed the harder tracks do better in cash Jam too. So we have been trying to pair a tough track with an easier one every week.